Dye hair technicolored toxic. - check
Eat pie. - check
Play softball. - pending
Get rained on as much as possible. - check *cough*
Absorb greenery. - in progress
Get a tan (friends' orders). - unlikely
Get a man (parents' orders). - ditto
Drink green slurpees. - scheduled
Stop traffic. - every day
Revert to a giggling idiot girl with the only people alive who get to see me like that. - ongoing
Road trip with no destination but the journey. - in the works
Lose myself in corn fields and dark forests. - check
Intensive big sistering lil bro and lil sistering big bro. - in progress
Rock climbing. - not yet
Scare the natives. - *grins*
Re-evaluate career choice. - still okay
Discover the meaning of life. - it may be pie
Leave things better than I found them. - Cleaner is all I can manage. I'm too caustic and unsettling to do much else.
Give. - trying